ESTOU BLOQUEADO!!!!!...

...algo que acontece a mentes brilhantes e incandescentes como a minha.

ODEIO TER CRISES CRIATIVIDADE!!! Devia ser proíbido... Mas suponho que o descanso é um direito que nos assiste a todos e afinal não nos podemos esquecer que hoje é sexta-feira.

Bom, como estou presentemente bloqueado e não tenho nada que fazer, vou dizer mal dos franceses.

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The Canonical List of French Jokes

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him

Q. Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France?
A. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"

Q: What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A: "Speed bump ahead"

Q: What’s the new French flag look like?
A: A white cross emblazoned on a white background!

Q: Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
A: People were confused about which side to spit on.

Famous quotes about the French:

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton

Q: Why does every army (except the U.S., England and Israel) have to have a French flag?
A: In case they want to surrender!

Q: Why do the French never perform “the wave” at a soccer game?
A: Because, that’s a gesture reserved for use only in time of war.

Q: What does a French military alliance and a French romance have in common?
A: Both are brief, sordid, and completely meaningless.

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Jacques Chirac, President of France. "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh

Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise both hands if you are French.

Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!

The last time France asked for more evidence, it rolled over them in Panzer tanks carrying the Nazi flag.

Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.

Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.

Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? A. This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German puppets what to do.

Q: How did the French react to German reunification?
A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers.

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Eh eh he eh eh eh!! Isto é mesmo giro! Mas vou acabar por aqui porque não tenho mais tempo.